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Imperial Star Destroyer In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. What?! As you wish. Attack of the Clones What?! Don’t act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren’t on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by ...Read More

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You don’t believe in the Force, do you? He is here. What!? Look, I can take you as far as Anchorhead. You can get a transport there to Mos Eisley or wherever you’re going. The Force Unleashed Look, I can take you as far ...Read More

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Ah, computer dating. It’s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase “upside your head.” Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun? Tell them I hate them. For example, if you killed your grandfather, you’d cease to exist! ...Read More

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As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead. Bender, we’re trying our best. Throw her in the brig. I suppose I could part with ‘one’ and still be feared… Fry! Quit doing the right thing, you jerk! ...Read More

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